Jessica Hurley is stretched out on the sofa, cradling a glass of red wine. A black-and-white horror movie from the 50s -- The Thing from...

Does anything interesting happen in Manitoba? That was the question I asked myself when I was moving there in November of 2009. The an...

There are small eggs planted under my scalp. They hatch at night, when I'm asleep. Tiny black monsters crawl all over my face. They ...

Things That are Easy to Do with a Broken Rib : - Watching 8+ hours of the final day of The 2015 President's Cup while lying in be...

I don't use the men's office bathroom at work. Because it's right next to the (tiny) office kitchen and the coffee maker, wh...

I've done some stupid things in my life. Fewer than most people (or so I'd like to think), but more than some (probably). Rati...

A sweltering afternoon in August. The air is as thick as corn soup. I'm playing basketball. Practicing is a better description, beca...

June 12, 2011. The Miami Heat are about to lose the NBA Finals 4-2 to the Dallas Mavericks. I'm already in the future. It's ...

An Open Letter to My Refrigerator: Dear Refrigerator, I think you're pretty cool. You keep my beer cold and my lettuce crisp. I know t...

I remember the exact moment when I decided to drop out of college. It was during a creative writing lecture on pathetic fallacy. Our pro...