[/stasis] Sports as an analogy for life might be an overused cliche*, but only because the best cliches are often pretty accurate. Why ...

"Aw [Oh?], I did it! Did you see that?" I did indeed!* I mean, holy shit, even a woman can do it. Mind blowing. Disregardin...

Tonight's matchup pits eternal teenager Tommy Lee, better known as the drummer from Mötley Crüe or to some of our more discerning r...

Tickets were purchased, seats have been reserved. As lightning strikes amidst stormy sky, marshals snooze, attendants scheme, and littl...

Bat for Lashes - Moon and Moon     Tuco once told me that a guy named Jared Leto could shout, no, scream Everybody run now, everyb...

And the award for Best Instructional Short goes to... On behalf of American first graders and the entire population of Atlantic Canada,...

Would somebody hit that goddamn gong, already?

It's all too easy to forget that in life, one should expect the unexpected. Take, for example, what I stumbled upon during the walk bac...

...But I'll make those commies pay, Apollo, I swear it!

I forgot about Canada Day! On the upside, no one gives a shit.