Cold is how I greet the day because cold is how it greets me. My feet are numb and swollen. My teeth ache with a numb, dull pain. The bedroo...

Time to die! Sorry. I've always wanted to say that to some unfortunate soul just after checking my watch and yanking on the dial, ...

There's a banana in my fridge. It has been there for four days. I am not going to eat it, but neither can I throw it away. It might stay...

Much like a young George Washington, I have wooden teeth chop down cherry trees cannot tell a lie; and it's no lie to say that...

A few months back I posted a picture of Skeletor which, for all intents and purposes, blew my mind. Yes, consider it blown (and sucked, bu...

Actor Sherman Hemsley, best known for his portrayal of George Jefferson from the iconic television series All in the Family and The Jeff...

Someone once claimed I have good taste in music. They were lying, of course (perhaps delusional, even) but I nevertheless appreciat...

Nice to see you, KFC. Hey, do you think there's any possibility of getting a bit more sauce on that fucking sandwich? Just wondering...

For those who voted against the bear suit, your wish is my command. Only one question remains: which of you gets the first hug? To wh...

Fol Chen - The Believers Once upon a time in a wasteland not so far away, I found myself traveling westward on Highway 30 toward an...