Nice to see you, KFC. Hey, do you think there's any possibility of getting a bit more sauce on that fucking sandwich? Just wondering...

For those who voted against the bear suit, your wish is my command. Only one question remains: which of you gets the first hug? To wh...

Fol Chen - The Believers Once upon a time in a wasteland not so far away, I found myself traveling westward on Highway 30 toward an...

I've never been enamored with vampires. Sucking blood is great for ticks, not me. As for the eroticism involved, I don't preten...

Does It Offend You, Yeah? - Dawn of the Dead The living dead I can deal with, but zombies in the morning? If I can hit the snooze b...

You just did a post with pictures! You're right, I did, but that was before I had the pleasure of staying in a Japanese hotel for a f...

It's tough to know what will make me laugh, chuckle or smirk but if there's one safe bet on the table, it's stupid pictures - i...

I have a dog; or, should I say, he has had me. Every now and then we chat about love, life, and the pursuit of tennis balls. These are some ...

Before anything else, let's just get this out of the way: Who, I say who is in the mood for a Birthday Week hug? Who's on boar...

Natalie Portman's Shaved Head - Confections All the notions in this noggin are gonna melt... All the notions in this noggin are...