So instead here's Lord Finesse to fill in the blanks. PS - If you're still here, go! Leave! Stop looking at me like that!

Am I being too literal?

My teeth are yellowed. Not so much that it's noticeable unless you look at them from inches in front of my face (and why would you do th...

The door slammed and I awoke feeling guilty. Claudia had left for work, mad, and here I was ensconced in the cloud of blankets that were her...

    There is no light to be found anywhere but here, yet it isn't a light that can be felt, seen, or otherwise experienced without ...

Don't act like your shit don't stink, Crest!

We only eat you 'cause you're cute and young.

I met Kennan Highly nearly fours years ago. In the scheme of things, that's not a long time, but for four glorious years I was able to, ...