Don't act like your shit don't stink, Crest!

We only eat you 'cause you're cute and young.

I met Kennan Highly nearly fours years ago. In the scheme of things, that's not a long time, but for four glorious years I was able to, ...

Dear Chicken Wire, Harbinger of Half-Baked Annotation,     I don't intend to mince words but you need to understand a few things. F...

Bitch best step away from my man!

Dear Korea,     We've had a lot of fun, the two us. For eight years (give or take a few months I can't for the life of me recall)...

Song of the year, at least until Brenda Song triumphs as Mark Zuckerburg's girlfriend in that Fincher movie about MySpace:

The Soundtrack : For starters, people should be aware of just what , when , and where they're getting themselves into , right? The...

"Open the door. I'm gonna knock his goddamn block off."