In my elementary school days (second or third grade, this was), some mornings my brother, Leopold, and I would go up the street so my best f...

* But not really.

To paraphrase Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes by way of Simply Red via KRS-ONE, "If you don't know me by now I doubt you'll ...

Snatcher , for the Sega CD (Konami, 1994) Another Konami game? Yeah, but this one's different. Explain. This one's less a game than ...

Mr. Little, if I recall you made a promise to one Bunk Moreland that you wouldn't drop any more bodies. I, for one, believed you; becaus...

Dog. My literal dog. I have grown to like you, maybe even love you. Real talk: I only started taking care of you because it scored me major ...

Here in the ROK, there's a television channel known as On Style . As one may -rightfully- presume, it's a station devoted to present...

America's most patriotic domestic, American Maid , would like to wish everyone around the world a happy Independence Day. It doesn't...

You know who gives one hell of a handshake? Mr. Eoin Forbes, that's who. His elfin appearance belies a vice grip of unfathomable proport...

Marvin Gaye said this ain't livin', and I tend to agree. This is more like Heaven . When I was fourteen I broke my clavicle -- freak...